15 January 2007

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Things I've had to remove from my dogs' mouths:
my gloves
Megs' shoes
TV remote
Library books
tampon - new
maxi pad - used
rotting raccoon paw
rotting raccoon leg
frozen rabbit spine w/fluffy tail still attached (I'm not sure where the rest of the rabbit is/was)
bird feeder cap
various pieces of shit - deer shit, bunny shit, dog shit, etc

I'm sure there's more that I've forgotten about. Cats are great, all they eat are plants.

3 comments:

JMo said...

Where the hell did the critter parts come from?

Valerian said...

Never been on a farm before? Critter parts abound. Why do you think we rednecks go to the trouble to write roadkill cookbooks?

Anonymous said...

A good book about an endearing dog that eats probably much more than your dog: Marley and Me.