Feeling inspired, I'd like to suggest a match of bike polo. Late March/Early April. Who's in? In other news, I was sitting with Mikael Gorbachev, my wife and some girl with fat little sausage fingers, the sausage finger girl asked to see my wife's wedding band, then she tried to put it on - on her index finger!! I was screaming "NO NO NO, STOP, IT DOESN'T FIT!!" But she just kept pushing then POP, it made it past her knuckle was stuck on there. I was so pissed because Mikael was sitting right next to her watching me freak out, and he didn't do anything. WTF is your problem Gorbachev?? You asshole!! Next thing I know, I'm chasing someone through Canada - running at top speed. Did I mention that Mikael was the Prime Minister of Canada during this time???
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